Where's all my $$??

I was shopping on Amazon today, and I realised I didn't have enough to get what I wanted. Now, that's not right! I should have more than enough money to buy my self something, RIGHT?!?! So ALL of you need to get into gear and contact me asap! Open those wallets and get to spoiling! Now that MY SITE is up there now excuse not to be spoiling me! And if you think you have a really good excuse YOUR FUCKING WRONG!!! Now Contact me DAMN IT!