Looking for MY ultimate #1 Loser!!!!!!

Alright losers.... Princess Amanda has had a loser buy her a car, and 2 apartments... IT'S MY TURN!!!! I'm looking for MY ultimate loser, and you know that it would make you happy to see me happy!!! I want to get MY own apartment/ house. I deserve it and you know that I do! Now if you think you can handle being MY #1 contact me ASAP!!!!!